Let’s face it, some jokes are always going to be funny. No matter how many times we hear them regurgitated by socks-and-sandals-sporting dads at family barbecues, everyone can always appreciate their simplicity and silliness. You may very well have heard them before, but without further ado, here are the five best old-school jokes.
The Classics
“I always try to schedule my dentist appointments for two-thirty. The receptionists don’t ever seem to find it as funny as I do.” (Hint: tooth hurty).
Clowning Around
“One day, two cannibals are eating a clown. After nibbling at their meal for a bit, one of the cannibals stops and looks at the other one and says, ‘Does this taste funny?'”
Foreign Funnies
“You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.”
Guitar Gaff
“A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'”
Tongue Twister
“What’s the difference between a wolf and a flea? A wolf howls in the Prairie while a flea prowls on the hairy.”
